Joey Porter

I look at Joey Porter and wonder what he’ll say when we want him to rehearse the Disney Ditty in a whirlpool. Just before, Big Ben had refused to ‘sing in the shower’ so who knows what’s gonna happen now. Porter has a body that rivals Bo’s, and he consents. He strips down and his muscles have muscles have muscles. Sitting in the whirlpool, he does the ditty perfectly. I turn to the agency and put my fingers to my lips.

Shhhh!

I don’t want them to mess up the moment.

Cut.

Perfect.

Porter gets out of the water, dries himself and I know that Seattle has no chance against the Steelers.